COMPLAINT HOUR
- man i just worked for 14 hours straight
- at my JOB
- say it with me, now . . .
- . . . "i don't get paid enough for this!!!"
- actually, i might have started this blog in too grouchy and low-energy of a state for it to be any fun.
- too bad.
- today i went ice skating.
THE THING ABOUT ICE SKATING IS
that you have to focus your weight and balance into the balls of your feet, i think. this was only my second time doing it ever but i kind of crushed it gal. didn't fall or nothin. hell i looked like a semi pro.
oh hold up i have to talk about. i have to talk about this. i have to talk about
K-PEPSI.
it means "DARE TO CHANGE"
K-PEPSI is a chilean boy band that aims to mimic the stylings of a decently stannable k-pop group. they have cutesy dyed hair cut into stylish shapes. there is also a virtual member with boobs who prances around the stage like a wobbly balloon. oh they are also sponsored by pepsi, the soda. that is where the name k-pepsi comes from. they would really like you to drink sugar-free pepsi.
sidebar: do you remember the bonus videos you could unlock on guitar hero 3 that showed the l-l-l-LEGENDS OF ROCK wearing cutesy little ping-pong ball mocap suits and miming the act of smashing their guitars. bahahaha
"so uh yeah they scanned me into the game. it was a great experience. uh huh."
obviously we need a quick rollcall. a
K-PEPSI ROLLCALL~
KEV is probably the leader since they show him first. he has blue hair. loves his parents i'm sure
ALL-I is the virtual one. she is simulacra-feisty. she is digital flesh superimposed on top of a real body. it is a little unnerving to look at
dunno how DI-GO fits into all of this. i think the idea is that his real name is diego and they took out the E so that it says "i say" in spanish. you know, cool-guy boy band nickname things. hey, do you think these guys ever get recognized on the mean streets of santiago?
not to be a left-twitter-user about this but something something late capitalism etc
this is prob supposed to be pronounced like "WHO" but i keep reading it as "JEW." maybe it's short for juan or something?
MAX is the rapper of the group, so he's got some job security. the two toned hair reminds me of shei from cycle 21 of america's next top model. she wasn't really robbed or anything but it would have been cool if she went further. people always say keith was a terrible winner on fan forums and shit but man he's just hot. let hot boys win
their official instagram has 10 followers. k-pepsi is BACK baby
oh, and check out how hard their creative team huffs their own farts:
this won some kind of award for advertising if the website can be believed.
frankly i hate pepsi. shit makes my tummy hurt man :(
uhmm. anyways its like 4 AM and i should be getting to bed. i just had to make sure you all knew about this. about k-pepsi
tomorrow i'm going to SLEEP IN. maybe. i'd sure fuckin like to!